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High School Memories - Pissing on Everyone

Posted on Feb 25th 2008, 00:00
I found myself recently chatting with an old chap from high school no homo and recently came across this memory of this time in physics class junior y...

Going to Louisiana to Gamble

Posted on Feb 27th 2008, 00:00
"I stood at the table with the dice in my hands. Hoes were everywhere, walking around all over and shit. I rubbed the dice no homo, and glanced at m...

Shit to do on the Weekends

Posted on Feb 29th 2008, 00:00
Today is Friday, which means that tomorrow will be Saturday. Saturdays have always been an important day in my life. I usually watch television that...

My New Dell

Posted on Mar 3rd 2008, 00:00
I bought a new laptop from Dell on February 12th, 2008. And when I purchased it, it said the shipping date was March 10th, 2008. Now, what the fuck ...

Tipping People at Restaurants and Bars

Posted on Mar 5th 2008, 00:00
Many people make their livelihood of tips. Strippers, for example. Strippers walk in with a thong and a bra on, and walk out of a room with a trash ...

The Waffle House Series, Pt. 1: The Waffle House vs. IHOP

Posted on Mar 5th 2008, 00:00
Now if you know me, you know that I enjoy eating at the Waffle House. There is a Waffle House about 20 minutes from my apartment, and I go about two ...

The Waffle House Series Pt. 2: Waffle House Poetry Contest

Posted on Mar 6th 2008, 00:00
Last year, while I was sitting patiently for my order to arrive, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that Waffle House was having an essay contest. ...

How to Make Money Right Now

Posted on Mar 10th 2008, 00:00
Now, I won't lie: I ain't ballin' that much. Am I ballin' a little bit? Hell yeah, I put those charges on my credit card and that shit's like magic,...

I Sonned This Kid (no pedo)

Posted on Mar 11th 2008, 00:00
Yesterday, it was raining like a motherfucker, so I had to get out an umbrella no homo. I haven't used this umbrella in months, and even if it rains ...

What Character from The Wire Are You?

Posted on Mar 12th 2008, 00:00
Facebook has recently made it so that software developers such as myself can develop their own software to put up on Facebook accounts. The Wire is m...

Airing Out High Class Prostitutes

Posted on Mar 13th 2008, 00:00
This is in response to Chris's post about airing out Spitzer. Blaming him is one thing, but I want to look at the real root of the problem: girls thi...

My Wells Fargo Experience

Posted on Apr 1st 2008, 00:00
I went to Wells Fargo today cause I needed to withdraw $50 to buy some weed. So I got to Wells Fargo and I filled out my slip and all that shit, and ...

Hottest Student Bodies

Posted on Mar 25th 2008, 00:00
These girls are fucking bomb as fuck. And I'd like to point out that every school in the top 10 belongs either to the SEC or the Pac 10. And 90% of ...

I must be high or some shit

Posted on Mar 26th 2008, 00:00
I just got off the phone with the people at Wells Fargo. It is 1:45 in the morning. About fifteen minutes ago, I decided to be proactive and transfe...

March Review: April Preview

Posted on Mar 31st 2008, 00:00
Tonight is the last day in March, and looking back at all my posts for this month, I'm just astounded. I put in some motherfuckin work, from posting ...

Camron Lyrics

Posted on Apr 2nd 2008, 00:00
I was walking down the street earlier to go to the supermarket when I was reminded of these lines from Camron off his seminal album "Come Home With Me...

Children

Posted on Apr 8th 2008, 00:00
With Chris having a baby, that got me thinking of what I'm going to do when I have a baby. Do I want to have a child with a single person or do I wan...

IPOD Day

Posted on Apr 13th 2008, 00:00
Today was a monumental day for myself as I bought an Ipod for the first time in my career. Now, if you know me, you know I aint ever fuck with an Ipo...

Album of the year so far: Shawty Lo

Posted on Apr 16th 2008, 00:00
When I used to think of Shawty Lo, I used to think of his work with D4L. But "Dey Know" is the fucking song of the winter, and whenever that song com...

Book Review: How Soccer Explains the World

Posted on Apr 22nd 2008, 00:00
In this column, I will be reviewing the book "How Soccer Explains the World" written by Franklin Foer. But first, before I get to this review, I woul...
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